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Single Status Update
Greetings fellow Warzone members,
I do not believe I need further introduction; mah playas whoz ass has eva browsed dis joint must have observed mah legacy. I be known fo' mah sophisticated taste up in bandz dat pop up when I type "Rock" tha fuck into tha Spotify search engine, mah acquired taste up in freestylin shit, n' I be tha dopest testicle fondla up in tha game n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Now you youngstas might be thinkin dat all of dis might take itz toll on mah oldschool n' fragile body yo, but you ladz couldnt be further away from tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Not only do I have all these fascinatin attributes, I be also tha single most perfect, complete, consumnate, exquisite, saint-like admin ta strutt dis Earth, n' tha straight-up example of what tha fuck a admin should act like. I'ma not hesitate ta booty-call yo' crew shit, yo' taste of noize shit, hell I be bout ta call every last muthafuckin thang you stand fo' shiznit n' then some fo' realz. And Dogg holla'd, "Let there be gornot," n' there was gornot fo' realz. And Dogg saw dat tha gornot was good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! In fact so phat dat da thug would render Dogg useless, since I be practically a superior substitute ta dis deitizzle you worship.