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  1. 11 points
    This Week we are going to be trailing a new system for the giveaway, This weeks giveaway contains a Pair of Icarus Fell Gloves and relies on points. The more points you receive the higher chances of winning you have, Every point gained will add your name one more time to the draw for example with 1 point you shall be entered once with 4 you shall be entered 4 times. Any feed back on this new system will be greatly appreciated. Good luck to everyone and don't forget to Comment your In game name & Steam ID, If entering with Facebook or twitter PM me your names! * The giveaway shall close at 7:00pm Sunday 8/10 Winner selected by 9:00pm. Icuras Fell Gloves: https://warzone.gg/viewitem?id=708 * If you have entered a previous Social Media giveaway this is not needed * Note: Any personal information PM to me shall be kept private. How to earn points Spoiler Below;
  2. 9 points
    This Week we are going to be trailing a new system for the giveaway, This weeks giveaway contains a Pair of Asiimov Gloves and relies on points. The more points you receive the higher chances of winning you have, Every point gained will add your name one more time to the draw for example with 1 point you shall be entered once with 4 you shall be entered 4 times. Any feed back on this new system will be greatly appreciated. Good luck to everyone and don't forget to Comment your In game name & Steam ID, If entering with Facebook or twitter PM me your names! * The giveaway shall close at 7:00pm Sunday 15/10 Winner selected by 9:00pm. Asiimov Gloves: https://warzone.gg/viewitem?id=682 * If you have entered a previous Social Media giveaway this is not needed * Note: Any personal information PM to me shall be kept private. How to earn points Spoiler Below;
  3. 7 points
    I kind of want to try and turn this into a series, but it requires that the game I'm taking photos of allows freecam movement and pausing, which most games don't. BUT, Mad Max does allow these things, so after hours of capturing 50+ screenshots per planet and stitching them together, here are some samples of what I've been able to capture of Mad Max's dystopian world.
  4. 6 points
    From Tomorrow (21st October) we are launching a brand new gamemode. We are launching our custom version of Cards Against Humanity completely written in GLua. The gamemode is completely feature rich and has the following features: Multiple lobbies per GMod server. A 128 slot server can host up to 6 20 player games. Lots of customization. Play the game your way by setting options such as czar mode, blank cards, winning points and much more. Have it your way. Blank Cards - This allows you to enter custom text for cards to spice up the experience more. Kick/Ban tools for hosts Reveal cards one by one mode Ability to dump your entire cards hand Ability to remove individual cards from hand. Voting mode (No czar) Deck Selection per game. And much more! Check below for a few screenshots from the beta. The server will launch on the 21st October at 10PM Beta Testers I'd like to thank the following for help testing: @archilles392 @Blazingstardude @EmbersOfTheFlame @Dinosaur @FaZe Taylor Swift @Gornot @HulaHoop @vlodern @Not Alfred @puk413 @pxy @Screamoheart @MrTwD @BCEGhost @Sky! @TheSinkingSponge @DefaultAlex @Archangel @Muffin The above players will be receiving the Cards Against Humanity Beta Testing Pin!
  5. 5 points
    I apologize for the baguette music in the background. I'm Sorry
  6. 4 points
  7. 4 points
    Title says it all. My man @archilles392 bought me this travesty after challenging him that I'd play and post this game on YouTube, instead of, you know, keeping my motherfucking mouth shut! So here's a full playthrough of Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator! Burn in hell! End me now, please... Or if you're really an asshole, buy me another shit game to play.
  8. 4 points
    General question, why dont we do anything with the steam group? Atm its only being used for the weekly movie announcement but we could do so much more. There are already over 13k people in it who we could reach about stuff like updates and there could also be giveaways. It seems like a great opportunity to me.
  9. 3 points
    This weeks giveaway is the biggest one yet, we are giving away 2x M4A1-S Alphar Wolf, 1x Nova Unicorn (Donated by @Sky!) and 1x pair of Gloves Fade this giveaways also relies on points. The more points you receive the higher chances of winning you have, Every point gained will add your name one more time to the draw for example with 1 point you shall be entered once with 4 you shall be entered 4 times. Any feed back on this new system will be greatly appreciated. Good luck to everyone and don't forget to Comment your In game name & Steam ID, If entering with Facebook or twitter PM me your names! * The giveaway shall close at 7:00pm Sunday 22/10 Winner selected by 9:00pm. Fade Gloves: https://warzone.gg/viewitem?id=701 Alphar Wolf: https://warzone.gg/viewitem?id=1051 Nova Unicorn: https://warzone.gg/viewitem?id=805 * If you have entered a previous Social Media giveaway this is not needed * Note: Any personal information PM to me shall be kept private. How to earn points Spoiler Below;
  10. 3 points
    "The BBC had 8 hours of coverage of the Royal Baby being born. It's so depressing I have to go and get another beer" - @vlodern
  11. 3 points
  12. 3 points
    We've not had a CS:GO Drinking game in a while. So, introducing our third CS:GO Drinking game. This is scheduled for 14th October at 8PM (UK) 9PM (EU) Same rules as last time, you can find all the information including sign ups, here: https://warzone.gg/gamenightinfo?id=15 The event is currently capped to 10 players, if more wish to attend, we will allow more slots. If you have any questions, feel free to reply to this thread.
  13. 3 points
    For every 10 bans a TTT admin does, they get a blueberry muffin
  14. 3 points
  15. 3 points
    Instructions unclear got my dick stuck in a blender
  16. 3 points
    "Fuck me sideways and call me Papa Gornot" @Blazingstardude @Gornot @MrTwD
  17. 3 points
    Update 12.1 is deploying on October 1st. Here are the highlights from the update. You can find the changelogs here: Mini-Profile The Mini-Profile is based on the CS:GO profile, it shows coins, reputation and wins. While the reputation and wins are currently placeholders, these will be fully functional features in the future. You can access the mini-profile by clicking on the avatar of a player on the scoreboard. VIP Portal The new VIP portal shows VIP info such as purchase date, expiry, benfits, price along with options. Platinum VIP's can also Vote Kick and Vote Gag from here also. This can be accessed in the Store by going to More > VIP Deathcam Updates Spectator UI Redesign The Spectator UI has now been moved to ServerCore so it's global across all gamemodes. Timer Engine and SurfDM now share the same UI. It has been updated in line with the Deathcam updates. Coin Updates This update includes updates to coins. Hovering over coins on the Scoreboard on all gamemodes now shows the Inventory hover. Coin displays have been added to DarkRP, TTT, SurfDM and Surf. Measurement Conversion Speed units have now been changed to a global option rather than a Timer Engine only option. This means your preferences now show on the Spectate UI on other gamemodes. The Measurement Units option will be primarily used on DarkRP once the new DarkRP update drops. TTT Spectator Deathmatch After popular demand, we have now added TTT Spectator Deathmatch. All weapons are the CS:GO models with working skins. The crowbar has been replaced with the users knife.
  18. 3 points
    "Has your mother touched your penis recently? - Screamo "Not for a few days..." - HulaHoop @HulaHoop @Screamoheart @ZeRo @Blazingstardude @TheSinkingSponge @vlodern
  19. 2 points
  20. 2 points
    'Twas a BLAST testing it. Thanks for having me. This was the best moment of Cards against Humanity I have ever experienced, though! @ZeRo @Archangel @Not Alfred
  21. 2 points
    Ok, Story time with ZeRo. Grab your popcorn, it's a long one. My story dates back to 2004. I was playing a game called Call of Duty: United Offensive (Expansion for CoD 1, Still, imo the best cod game ever made. The first and only cod for battlefield style gameplay). At the time, clans were the cool thing going. So I started a clan called WarZone Gaming. We rented an 8 slot server in The Netherlands for like £40/year, but I would always change the slots in the console and then change the map. ez extra slots. Anyway, between 2004 and 2006, I ran this little clan called WarZone on CoD:UO, and it was great. During that time period, I also started playing Counter-Strike: Source more and more, it was then I discovered Source Engine's ability to show HTML pages in the MOTD. I tried to get it to play some music, It worked. I then tried to get it to play a radio stream. That worked also. Great, I thought. I then started the first (as far as I'm aware) gaming radio aimed at getting CS:S servers to embed our radio. During CS:Sources' peak player counts, the gaming radio I ran peaked at about 5,000 concurrent listeners. This ran between 2006 until late 2007 when we were closed down for not having a radio license. That was the end of that, but then, in 2008 I attempted to do it again, I got caught again, and this time, the licensing authorities demanded I pay £860. Nowadays for me, this is perfectly payable, but back then, still in school with no job, it was hard. So I closed it again. During this point, I done nothing pretty much. I joined the British Army in 2009 when I became 16, left 2 years after in 2011, after this, in December of 2011, WarZone Gaming was reborn. Between 2011 and 2013, WarZone ran mostly CoD4 and MW2 servers. Our expansion in to Garry's Mod was late 2012, early 2013. At the time, our servers were honestly, mediocre as hell. Typical Pointshop addons and the like. As I was learning GLua, I made a "core" system, but it wasn't really that good. Forward to June 2013, WarZone Gaming then closed and I made the jump from the UK to Los Angeles, CA. 2 years later in 2015, I returned back to the UK and started working on Overwatch Gaming. It included an entire Garry's Mod core system rewrite, an entire website rewrite. Overwatch Gaming ran from July 2015 and closed on May 2016. So fast forward a little bit, the original 2016 meetup happened in Hamburg and WarZone Gaming was announced (again). This time with an entire new website a major core code change for Garry's Mod. And here we are today. This is how I found WarZone, a very long 13 year story.
  22. 2 points
    I think the current spawn protection system is more than viable as it stands. However, the team balancing and auto team balancing needs looking in to, which is what I will do for the next update.
  23. 2 points
  24. 2 points
    I blame @CuteGriffin, keep listening to this goddang song because it seems to be the most popular music kit next to mine lol
  25. 2 points
    @MrTwD browsing an anime sex toy website (I have questions too) Dan "This one's called My Sister's So Tight" Alfred "Maybe it just means she's cool, like you and your sister are tight together" Dan "No, that looks like a vagina"
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  28. 2 points
    Well, looks like surf_classics is going to be removed then.
  29. 2 points
    Now for something actually productive on my part (thanks again @archilles392 you absolute twat), here's some of the newest suggestions added to the radio today: Additionally added the full album "Barton Hollow" by The Civil Wars
  30. 2 points
    "I'll slap your dick off" - Dan "YOU CAN'T SLAP WHAT ISN'T THERE" - @FaZe Taylor Swift @Blazingstardude @vlodern
  31. 2 points
    Tiny just like @archilles392's penis
  32. 2 points
    "Paradox was a shared condom" ~ @MrTwD
  33. 2 points
    My general suggestion would be to spice up the way people enter the giveaway, as opposed to how it's been done so far, which is pretty fucking simple and boring. I'm not saying get rid of it, but how about assigning a "point" system for entrees based on how they enter the giveaway. Give them multiple ways to enter and whoever gets the highest amount of points wins. Every entry should earn them a point or a certain amount of points and then you two can vote on the best posted content for additional points. Twitch/YouTube: Giveaway entries should include clips/videos of gameplay from our servers in any game mode (a nice surf time/record; an insanely fun TTT round (if that ever happens in such a shit game mode ; a badass raid or kill streak in Stronghold) etc. that players can share and you guys get to pick the best. Facebook/Twitter: A screenshot from our servers that captures a hilarious moment - a nicely built base in Stronghold, someone getting tea-bagged in Surf DM, someone getting blown up in TTT etc. Instagram: Using a hashtag people can post selfies or memes and photoshops relevant to our servers and shit, idk.
  34. 2 points
    Yup im pretty close
  35. 2 points
    Same Shit Different Time? Im sure you guys get whats going on here already however if you dont the steps to enter are below, This weeks giveaway consists of a pair of Doppler Phase 1 Gloves * donated by @TheSinkingSponge and a Bayonet Autoronic, The giveaway shall close at 7:00pm Sunday 1/10 Winner selected by 9:00pm To enter the giveaway you must; 1. Comment your In game name & Steam ID Or Steam link 2. Like & Follow WarZone Facebook page Or Follow WarZone Twitter ( Links below ) 3. Like the giveaway Post or Tweet 4. PM me your name you did step 2 with ( Your Facebook / Twitter Name ) ** Note: Any personal information PM to me shall be kept private. Bayonet Autoronic : https://warzone.gg/viewitem?id=875 Doppler Phase 1 Gloves : https://warzone.gg/viewitem?id=696 ** If you have entered a previous Social Media giveaway Step 4 is not needed ** * The pair of gloves shall be redeemed in game only *
  36. 2 points
    "When I was a kid, I always wanted to be black. I asked Father Christmas many times to become a black kid. I always wanted to be a black kid" - @TheLonelyBunney
  37. 2 points
    Here are the updates for Update 12.1 deploying on Sunday the 1st October 2017. Main Update Changes: https://warzone.gg/wiki/viewchangelogs?id=3 Bunny Hop Zoning: https://warzone.gg/wiki/viewchangelogs?id=4 Surf Zoning: https://warzone.gg/wiki/viewchangelogs?id=5
  38. 2 points
    "If north korea drop a hydrogen bomb your history gcse will be as useless as Paul Walker's organ donor card" @Not Alfred
  39. 2 points
    You can now link your warzone.gg account with Discord. This includes many benefits such as: Avatar Sync from Discord Group Sync from the Forums Admin Ranks Manager Ranks Nickname Sync to Discord VIP Sync We have now created VIP Roles, so link your forum account with Discord to get instant access to the channel. You can link your account by going to "Account Settings" and then clicking on "Discord" or simply Click Here
  40. 2 points
    I will not be able to attend in July due to exams. Unfortunately I have to work from the end of July to the end of August, but that usually lasts 'till the end of August(20th ish). With that said, End of August - start of September would be the best time for me(but I could make August work. It would just be a hassle to deal with). Glad that Utrecht is the location this time around, can't wait to see it (KRNZ hyped me up). Tom, if Utrecht is a shithole I will blame you, make you drink five liters of petrol and set you on fire from the inside ♥
  41. 2 points
    Roses are red, @Gornot is gay. @ZeRo wants a new car, GET VIP TODAY!
  42. 2 points
    Roses are red, she keeps calling me fister. Are all Bosnian's sluts, or only @Gornot's sister?
  43. 2 points
    Roses are red, Gornot's ass is sore. Alfred look at Blazing, at least he can score. @Not Alfred @Blazingstardude
  44. 2 points
    Me: *Teleports Dan to my location" @MrTwD: "I'm gonna shove my 9 inch dick into that 10 inch being" Me: *Runs away* Dan: "COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING PIKACHU FUCK, I WILL SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH" ~Pikachu Muffin was never seen again~
  45. 2 points
    "My framerate is dropping lower than Paradox's IQ" - Blazing @Paradox @Blazingstardude @Muffin Blazing is a bully, someone punish.
  46. 1 point
    "Ooo. I can be a tellytubbie!" @Gornot
  47. 1 point
    Hoohah - Fox Stevenson & Curbi The Riddle - Nik Kershaw Without You - Avicii ft. Sandro Cavazza Sun is Shining - Axwell /\ Ingrosso
  48. 1 point
    Should've been Team Cringe and Team Saythattomyface
  49. 1 point
    I'm also going to change my vote to 30th August - 4th September
  50. 1 point
    Edit: Alfred keeps editting my post but we all know I got eeeeem
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