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Shit Men Do: with their Testicles

Papa Gornot

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Short rant, because some people lie and act surprised and even offended when I tell them they do it too but don't want to admit it. And that pisses me the fuck off.

This is something I do on a regular basis, like all other men* (yes, you too), and that is: smelling their fingers after scratching their balls. This is a perfectly normal thing to do for a man and it's the best sign of whether you should shower or not. I take pride in the ancient tradition of ball scratching and then smelling my finger only to smell - nothing - or in the least, the body wash.

If you deny this, you're either not a man or full of shit.

/rant over
 

*Notice I said "men" and not boys



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I have no idea why this exists, but I agree.

Also, do you just tell people on the street that it's normal to scratch their balls and then smell their fingers, or how do you know that people act surprised or offended when you tell them that?

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36 minutes ago, Vaporeonus said:

I have no idea why this exists, but I agree.

Also, do you just tell people on the street that it's normal to scratch their balls and then smell their fingers, or how do you know that people act surprised or offended when you tell them that?

I've mentioned this to some other community members, and I sometimes tell this to my friends IRL when we're talking about men stuff.

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This comes to me naturally, I really don't get why some people find it weird or like you said, get even offended about it.

Every self-respecting MAN should take part in the act of 'ball scratching and smelling the fingers'.

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You do that? Hmmm interesting, I personally don't, but I dont mind any of you doing it tbh. I shower in a two day cycle or when I do sports (which I rarely do unfortunately), so I don't have a need to find out if I smell terribly enough to take a shower

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wow you sure are cool standing up for all men who are so insecure about themselves that they need to say out loud that they are proud to touch their balls instead of just not giving a fuck like a normal person

edit: also wow you're cool for saying men not boys sure wish i was still being this immature and insecure about myself on forums when im 30 xd

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