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Development of the new WarZone Discord Bot

Over the past week or so, I have been working on re-writing the WarZone Discord Bot. We had one before, but after a while, the API version got deprecated and the bot stopped working.  The old bot was a bit "meh", but don't get me wrong it was good, but very unstable. The previous bot was written in C# and had a Lua scripting layer added to it. The idea behind it was that you didn't need to recompile the bot to add functionality to it. You only had to simply create a new Lua file, write your script and restart the bot, job done. And the old bot definitely achieved this, but unfortunately the Lua layer we used, was very unstable and was at the time, the best one available. So, fast forward about 6 months and the ZeRo show is returning and more people are using Discord to interact with me while I'm on air, and this has prompted me to start a rewrite, along with our newly appointed community manager and requiring these things added. So, WarZone Bot v2 is a complete rewrite, it uses the latest libraries. I decided to ditch adding any form of Scripting language, it just added time on to development and wasn't really worth it in the long run. The entire bot is written in C# and everything uses native C#, everything was built using the native Async and Tasks features of the .NET Framework. The first release has gone out today, it only includes the radio and a few other features at the moment, but there are plans to expand this even further. So far, this has been implemented: Remote Procedure Call Protocol Radio Announcements (Announce to all, game night starting, movie night starting) User Join/Leave/Ban notifications Slackbot type responses Cross Server Chat integration For admins, send screenshot to Discord functionality. In the future, I plan to implement: Server list integration Administration System Richer announcements for movie nights/gamenights (Using Embeds) Better account linking system. Remote Procedure Call So, for those who don't know what RPC is, RPC is our networking protocol of which it allows the Website (And now Discord) to communicate with each other. Example of this includes selling your item on the market and then a notification appears in-game about it being removed from your Inventory, that is RPC. As the name suggests, you call a function or procedure remotely. That function executes and returns a response. This applies to a lot of things for WarZone, it allows us to push instant radio stats to the game servers (We also implemented this in Discord also!), it's used for Cross Server Chat, so implementing these things in to the Discord bot is very easy as we've already implemented RPC itself, adding procedures and acting upon it is very easy if our RPC library is written correctly.  Anyway, that's it. I don't much else to say about the bot except that it's great and it's only going to become even better. 

ZeRo

ZeRo

 

What's coming in Update 14

Update 13.5 has just dropped, and we're now looking at Update 14, the next huge update from WarZone. So, what can be expected? Prestige Mode You probably noticed that when we added the 2018 Service Medals, we added not one, but 6. This is because you will be able to prestige up to 6 times in a single year. Each prestige you completed, the player will get rewarded items and money. We also intend on updating the existing ranking system to include drops and unlocks at certain levels. Weapon Stickers This is, of course, the next big thing. We are finally going to be adding weapon stickers. This was tried as a proof of concept about a year ago, here is what it looks like on a very old build of WarZone Core. However, this idea was kept in the back pocket for a while, because due to engine limitations, we couldn't make stickers work correctly with lighting, and we still cant, however we are bringing this forward now because there is some demand for it, and it's entirely a user choice.  Stickers applied to the weapon, if sold on the market or auction, the buyer will also have the stickers on the weapon once transferred, like CS:GO. Players will be able to remove and add stickers at any time. There will be 4 sticker slots on weapons. You wont be able to apply stickers to knives. Community Workshop This is the next big thing coming. We recently announced skin creation and gave out material on how to create skins. The community workshop will be a place where players can submit their custom made skins.  The following item types can be submitted: Weapon Skins Knife Skins Glove Skins Hats Player Models Music Kits Maps Users can rate up items they wish to be added. This is going to be a huge task, but one that is required to move forward in to making community content creation a more integrated part of WarZone. Timer Engine 4.0 So, this is the next big update for Surf/Bhop etc.  In this update we hope to completely overhaul the HUD, Re-do the challenges system, include a "completion feed" (Similar to a kill feed, but shows map completions instead, rather than spamming the chat), 3D HUD, Support for saving (to be used or KZ, yes, that's coming also at some point!) and an entire AJAX Web Platform where you can see: Live feed of world records Leaderboards Surf Profile with: Completed Maps, Bonuses and Stages Uncompleted Maps Rank Redesigned Escape Menu We're going to be redesigning this again from the ground up. We're designing it to match the rest of our UI design and it's going to include a lot of code for what's coming after, which is the friends system and a match making system. The matchmaking system will be used in the future to match up players across multiple servers who wish to play on some upcoming gamemodes which are designed for matchmaking. Along with this, the new Escape menu will include a lot of the latest feature changes we are making in terms of community relations and integration. Inventory Folders This is probably something small, but at the same time, something huge for people with large Inventories. You will be able to re-organise your entire inventory in to your own custom made categories. Rather than using the existing categories, you will be able to tag any item and put in your own custom category.  This will be a must use feature for anyone with large Inventories who wants to get on top of organisation. DarkRP Comeback We're working on DarkRP again, we still have some things to sort out, but sooner rather than later DarkRP is going to be coming back fully. After which we will start pushing it very hard to get a player base.  Cases Of course, Update 14 being the next major update, expect a few new cases to come along with that also! That's all for now. We're very interested to hear what you think about these changes, so feel free to comment and leave us feedback. We'd appreciate it.

ZeRo

ZeRo

 

Automating Movie Nights

Over the past month, I've been working at automating the movie night events, so a human never needs to do anything, except one thing once every 6 months. Phase 1: Automation of the Server This was the first logical step. To do this, we have a separate movie night server with a module that does the following: Only allows users to go in one theater, Public Theater #1 Disables unneeded things like Popcorn, fists and drug dealers Disabling Text Hats Disabling trails Checks every 60 seconds to see if: In 10 minutes, is their an event coming up? If not, check again in 60 seconds If so, get the information for such an event. Remove the server password. Allow users to join the server. Wait 600 seconds and start playing trailers etc for 10 minutes. Queue the movie Wait for the movie to end and kick all players and set a password on the server. Wait 1 week and repeat the process. The start and end times of movie night events are stored in UNIX timestamps. A unix timestamp looks something like this: 1517142840 - To you that is probably a bunch of random numbers, however this is in fact the number of seconds since the 1st of Jan 1970. Unix timestamps are very easy to work with when calculating time. If you want to take a timestamp for now and add 2 hours to it, you can simply do: $time = time(); $time = $time + (2 * 3600); That aside, the automation of the ending is coming up later. Once the automation of the server was complete, that already made life easier, however there was still more to do. Phase 2: Event Promotion & Notification automation The next phase for this is the automation of the promotion of the event and notifications to people who signed up. This was fairly easy to achieve, and included gamenights also. (Gamenights cannot be automated due to a variety of reasons). For Movie and Game events scheduled in the "Events" section of the website, it took these and displays them automatically on the homepage slider. This is always at the start so it's the first thing people see when they go to https://warzone.gg/ The next part is the automatic notifications. Every 60 seconds on the website, a AJAX request is done that checks if any events you signed up for has started. Like the gameserver, this also uses unix timestamps. The scripts would receive events which are => to time(); and the end time is > time(); If you were signed up, the AJAX request would return information saying "There's an event starting now, you're signed up to it" and the Javascript would show you a notification and play an annoying notification sound. This will be coming to the forum also, so no longer need to modify the template and say "This has started now, join!" Phase 3: Complete Automation This is what I'm working on now. This takes it to the next level.  A script is ran once a collection of movies is selected for voting The script will use an external API to get all required information such as: Director Actors Release Date Cover Image Running Time (In Minutes) This is converted from minutes to seconds (More on this later) Genre Plot Ratings Trailer Store information in the movie voting table for later use. A script runs every Tuesday at 5PM Get 1 result only, order by votes Descending This will return the highest voted movie on https://warzone.gg/movievoting It will also contain all the movie information from the API that was fetched earlier. Calculate the start and end time Using PHP's DateTime Library, I can get the next Friday date by setting the date to "next friday" Set the time to 19:00:00 (UK Time) Take the duration that we converted from seconds earlier, take the starting UNIX time stamp and add the duration seconds to the start time (+ 10 minutes for the intermission time) This then returns another UNIX timestamp that is roughly 2 hours (Depending on movie) after the starting timestamp Create a movie night event automatically with all the information that we stored from the API Remove the highest voted movie from the movie voting Remove all votes The homepage slider & Gameserver will now pick up on this as the event was scheduled as stated above in Phase 1 and Phase 2 At this point, the process is 90% automated, there are still some things a human needs to do, such as: Obtaining and converting the movie once a week Every 6 months, get a list of movies suggested by the community and add them to the voting. Steam group notifications Phase 3 is nearly complete and will be coming out in the next few days before the next movie night.

ZeRo

ZeRo

 

Egyptian book of the dead #1

Welcome boyo's Since I've gotten my hands on a copy of the Egyptian book of the dead I've decided to share the most interesting, funny and weird spells from this book. This entry will however not contain any spells but will serve as the place where the definitions of certain words and the Gods/people behind the names will be placed. So if you ever decide to read any of the entries I make and don't understand a word or name, it'll be found here or above that entry since only the main concepts shall be found here. First, what is the book of the dead? It's an Egyptian funerary text that was being used from the beginning of the New Kingdom (More on that might come later since it's quite interesting how Egypt came to be) which would be around 1550 BCE until the Romans came around 50 BCE. It contains the spells needed for a soul to traverse the Duat (underworld) and enter the Field of Reeds.  The original translation of the Egyptian name would be Book of Emerging Forth into the Light.  The most important concepts you need to know are 'Khat', 'Ka' and 'Ba'   Khat: The physical body of a human 'Ka': A spiritual being that exist completely independent of the body, which controlled the body and protected it.  After death the Ka did not die, even though the body was conserved for the Ka to visit, it continued to live in a statue that looked like the deceased. The Ka had to be taken care of through offerings and prayer. 'Ba': Your Ba, or soul, lived in your heart.   These are not all important things you need to know, but the others shall be found above the spell when first mentioned.  

puk413

puk413

 

Community Market Info for beta testers.

Community Market v2 is now ready for testing. This blog post gives and overview on the new changes to try out and how to report bugs. Reporting Bugs If you find any bugs at all, please tell us as quickly as possible! To do so, gather any screenshots if any and a description of the bug and submit it here: https://warzone.gg/reports Please make sure you put it there. Bugs that are sent to me in PM will be IGNORED New Changes Theme Picker   On the market you can now select a theme. Click on this icon to get a selection of various themes. Although this has been tested by myself, this is fairly straight forward and should not present any bugs, however if you do find any, I'd be glad to know about it! Auctions   The auction is finally here. Click on the big button "Auction your item" to list one, or look under the various boxes for existing auctions or perform a search. One interesting test area will be the "ending soon" box to make sure all auctions ending within an hour are displayed there. This so far is untested. You can remove or view your own auctions under the "Active Listings" tab Market Profiles & Commendations When you click on any name you get this popup window with the option to view their steam profile and commend. Commending works just like it does in CS:GO, you will only be able to tick a box, you can go back later and untick the box and it reduces that commend. This needs testing during the Beta. Buy Orders We now have buy orders! The current restriction is that you can only place an order for a single quantity, however this is intentional, despite the UI showing otherwise. Quantity buy orders are expected in the next update. Go to the item page you want and click "Create Buy Order" You can view buy orders under "History" along with a status. Automatic Currency Formatting With this update, this includes automatic currency formatting in the money fields. See below for example:   Conclusion That's it for now! Happy testing!

ZeRo

ZeRo

 

My views

Welcome to my edgiest blog post yet. Basically what I want to do in this blogpost is tell you a few of my views, because fuck it why not (plus I kinda forgot about the movie shit and I highly doubt I'll ever continue it xD) Also I might work any one of these out further in the future, if I feel like doing it. First topic, happiness, told you it was going to be edgy. To make a long story short I think the western interpretation of happiness is complete and utter bullshit. Media and entertainment create an immage of the moder world in which it is told that we are supposed to be happy. That's bullshit. We're not supposed to be happy, more often than not we're in a state of nothing. No happiness, no anger, no sadness, just nothing. Whether we're commuting, working on schoolwork, or just working. We're on some sort of automatic pilot that just guides us without real input being needed. We don't really feel anything during that time. Also being constantly happy would mean that every single setback would hit way harder. Life, as it is, consists of periods of happiness, sadness, boredom etc. but more often than not it's nothing.   Second topic, We are, and will always be, alone. Think about it, you might think otherwise but hear me out. You might have friends, family and perhaps even a GF/BF, whom all (supposedly) love you, people with whom you can share your pain and fears, your ups and downs. However do you really tell any of these peope all your problems? Everyting you think about? No, of course not. We keep thoughts to ourself for who can we trust but ourselves? Some tell less to other people, maybe because they've been betrayed in the past, maybe because they don't have anyone to tell shit too. Others tell people more things, maybe they're still innocent and are yet to be betrayed, or maybe they're just naive/ gullible. But no one tells everything. Therefore people will feel alone in groups of friends, or family. In the end Orson Welles' words ring true: "We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone."    Third and last topic: Death, Upon our last moments, when we make our peace with God or our thoughts, when no one reaches out to us and the people we've known, friends we've had, family we've known, and the people we've loved all slowly fade away, we're back to nothing but ourselves again. And as we slowly slip into that sweet darkness and death's arms embrace us, we might be filled with regrets, things we have done, and more importantly things we haven't done. That relationship that could've been, that man we could've saved, the friends we've lost, to time, suicide, or anger, the people we've let down. All of these go through you. And as they go and you see their faces one last time, it's only then that you realise that you are but a small man in comparison with what you could've been. During our live we'll inevitably come in contact with regret, and we'll have to learn to live, and die, with that. We'll have to try to make these regrets as few as possible. We must try to take the chances we're presented with. After all, more often than not, A should've is worse than a shouldn't have.  People say a person dies three times, When the last thought runs through his head, when his mortal remains are last seen, and when his name is last uttered. I think we need to try and make sure our name will last the generations, that we may not be forgotten, for if a man is forgotten, he's nothing. He's what was, and what never will be again. All the moments of joy, pain, the loves you've known, the hatred you've felt, the things you've done, these are all reduced to nothing, for you have been forgotten. Which is the worst things that could ever happen to a man, it's even been one of the worst punishments known to old civilizations.    Well that's that. I might do another one of these if I feel like it. Or I might go further into one of the topics I've already covered. Might do nothing, we'll see. I'll probably make a history blogpost about the punisment though.  

puk413

puk413

 

Upcoming changes to the Community Market.

As advanced warning, the following changes will be made on the Community Market for the next update (Expected by Jan 2018) Store Items will become un-sellable completely and all listings for store items will be removed. We will be adding Buy Orders. This will allow you to enter a price and a quantity and automatically buy items when they appear on the market. Buyers will have the option to retain StatTrak kills on a weapon for an extra price before buying. Auction system - Players will be able to put items up for auction where other players can bid until the listing expires, the weapon goes to the highest bidder.

ZeRo

ZeRo

 

26/10/17

Well, want this week to be over as soon as possible, shit is an understatement. soon i break up for the half-term so good times ahead hopefully.   Moment of the day-  in music me "an instrument isn't important when you have a conductor argument is invalid"  

Callum (Blazingstardude)

Callum (Blazingstardude)

 

20/10/17

The inconsistent will stay inconsistent. But quite a bit has happened. Today on the other hand is pretty goddamned boring. School work as always but it's not all bad because TGIF motherfuckers! You know a weekend is great as always. But got game night of left 4 dead 2. I'm obviously the best player there . But band as always after school then gaming. Usual as a Friday goes I guess.    Moment of the day I was viewing a picture posted on warzone Gaming's #shitpost chat about nutting a lot of times in a row (Spongebob reference) and I thought to myself   "I beat this challenge before it was made" 

Callum (Blazingstardude)

Callum (Blazingstardude)

 

05/10/17

Jeez i apologize for my insane inconsistency been so caught up in school work recently.  so what have you missed? not a whole lot actually. i had played the bass guitar in a school concert on wednesday last week. that was an awesome time and i probably enjoyed it a bit too much. Today has been a pretty crappy day. had a super stupid dilemma at school but besides that, all was fine. got exams to prepare for (sorta). was able to come home and get the MW2 server working as good as possible (join the AI zombies server ITS AWESOME!) with a little help from vlodern. Its all ready for this week's game night and i'm pumped for it. So, whats next? not too much, time to write in the scrub blo....wait a minute.   Might consider reworking on the RPG maker Game i started (how many of you moaned at the fact that it's RPG maker? OWN UP NOW! xD). but tomorrow is very busy day in terms of band practices and school work. only then may i re-enjoy the gaming world again. ETA- 9-10 pm ;P  Moment of the day- zero says to gornot in AI zombies "i cannot revive you gornot" i reply with - "dont worry a spoonful of sugar will make it better" and if you dont get the reference, im highly saddened :c
 

26/09/17

not too bad of a day today. school was boring for the most part work comes in work comes out. . went to a football/soccer match and was able to make my cold come back. #feelsbadman now its back, my voice has gone with it to Narnia to have a nice little party (:c). but today is good day regardless rated 8/10 gooddays (gooddays is a unit)   moment of the day- today's moment of the day has been removed for keeping this vlog PG and totally not because blazing forgot what it actually was 

Callum (Blazingstardude)

Callum (Blazingstardude)

 

25/9/17

Not too much has happened. School as always. Whilst exploring the forums a bit more. Found more interesting topics. Had to do more geography work on volcanoes. Besides that, all is chill and cool...sorta. Moment of the day Person to me "you can do anything!" Me "besides getting laid" Person "you will get laid and if you don't get laid in 20 years, let me know" 

Callum (Blazingstardude)

Callum (Blazingstardude)

 

#2

Tennyson accompanied me through this journey. #2. Hi. Today was pretty fucking lonely. Just got off facetime with a girl I have a crush on (It's 21:20 GMT at the time of writing this.). It went well. We just talked for about an hour. That's all it is, to be honest. Just, talking. Sunday, the day where everyone dreads sleeping, but at the same time, loves getting in bed as well. We can't fault getting in bed, but getting out on a Monday is the worst thing to endure through a week. I actually had some homework to do, but fuck it. I'll do it later or tomorrow. I know I didn't write in yesterday, and I'm sorry for that. I pretty much played GMod all day. Today, though? I don't even remember what I played. Probably ROBLOX with a friend or something (don't roast me on that, his system is fucked so he can only play ROBLOX). We had shits and giggles, trolled a couple of kids and exploited a bit. I ended up fucking a server, and I was laughing so hard that I started choking. RIP. It's impossible to say that anything has really changed in my life recently, as it's all just been pretty boring. Sure, I'll have fun for a couple of hours, but after that I just say to myself "Fuck this, I don't know what to do anymore.". I wanna scream it, but meh. I was blasting music earlier, just fucking around with Spotify's "Equaliser" feature on my phone. Let's say, uh.. I probably caused a disturbance throughout my street. Windows were wide open, as well.  I know this Blog may seem like it's at a slow pace, but I'd rather think what I'm saying than rant out whatever I feel and then get criticised as an "attention-seeking cunt.". We ran over that in the last post, so a repeat of that whole explanation thing ain't needed. As I start posting more regularly and talking about more things, this may become more interesting? I don't know. Even though this is about my daily life and thoughts, if there are any controversial topics or just debate type topics you want me to cover in a "sub" post, just tell me, and I'll cover it sometime. See you in #3. Good luck for Monday.

cali

cali

 

24/09/17

its a regular old Sunday with homework and stuff ruining the time i have to do better things. within twenty minutes, i realize that its not all hell as the work is shorter than a .... anyways, Maths and Geography are both half done as lies but shouldn't take that long to do. with regards to that, theres not much else to today. its very run-of-the-mill you could say besides preparing for school tomorrow where i can do more work (i think there's a pattern here).    moment of the day- me -"how come when my bass guitar is out of tune i can play music correctly?"   

Callum (Blazingstardude)

Callum (Blazingstardude)

 

The EGX Experience

I couldn't think of a better name for this.   So, I've just finished EGX and I'd figured I'd share with you all the experience of being there. So, after around 3-4 hours of fucking travel (megabus is ass-can) we ended up in NEC, Birmingham, where EGX was, and after another 20 minutes it opened. Then another 10 minutes until we actually got in. gr8 early pass b8 m8 i r8 8/8 Once we were in, immediately we got a free SWAG BAG (kill me) because my dad ended up recieving one from virgin there. Here are the list of games I played. Lego Marvel Super Heroes 2 (okay but very confusing, 6/10) Dragonball FighterZ (absolute badass, 9/10 Sonic Forces (controls are slippery and SONIC OC'S OH GOD but still alright, 7/10) The Escapists 2 (Quite fun actually, 7.5/10) Some pretty fun PlayLink PS4 games (there were two, Knowledge Is Power (basically buzz 5.5/10) and Frantics (rediculously fun, 8/10).) Some random indie games (including a very meeeehhhhhh streets of rage/mortal kombat hybrid clone, which i rate 4/10) THE RANDOM MERCH STUFF S W A G  B A G Lego Marvel Super Heroes 2/Lego Ninjago The Video Game Poster Sonic Mania/Sonic Forces Poster an Escapists 2 keyring A FUCKING 1x1 CM BADGE Slight Dissapointment The last one was purely our fault tbh, we played all the games we wanted to within the first hours.   GAMES THAT I REALLY WANTED TO TRY BUT I DECIDED NO BECAUSE EITHER I COULDN'T FIND THEM OR FUCK LONG QUEUE TIMES Super Mario Odyssey Mario & Luigi - Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions Dissidia Final Fantasy NT Gang Beasts Mario & Rabbids: Kingdom Battle Super Meat Boy Forever Worms W.M.D VR stuff Hidden Agenda Long story short, we blew our load way too early within the first few hours and then we just had nothing else to do so we just wandered around until we saw a game that mildly interested us.   yeh

Chaotix

Chaotix

 

#1

I'm listening to  Tomppabeats  and  Atlas as I make this, won't be linking them. #1. Hey, what's up. My name is pxy, bq, whatever you wanna call me. Keep it appropriate, though. This is "me, even though i'm only 13", some kind of blog I just decided to create where you can get an insight to my daily life. Why? Well, as a pasttime, I like to write stories. All of them are scrapped, but I basically write or listen to music in my free time. Now, let's make a disclaimer; In a lot of these entries, I will talk about my personal feelings, and what I think and do on a daily basis. Some of these things may be upsetting or may give an "attention-seeking cunt" kinda vibe. So, let's clear this up; I actually hate attention. When people worry for me, it only causes anxiety and some other fucked up feelings. So, I don't want attention. I'll call this, an alternate way of venting when I need to. ----------- Friday, the day of the week where we all settle down, have a wank do whatever you want, boil the kettle, get fat without feeling bad, the sort of stuff. As for me, I treat it like a normal day, and I know for a fact that I'm not the minority in this situation. Friday, at least in my opinion, is just another day of the week. Coming home from school is somewhat a relief, as I don't have it for the next 2 days, but, still, it's another day of the week. School was basically a drag. Felt lonely through most of the day, even though I could feel a presence of my "friends" around me. I have a way of hiding what I actually feel, as if it's a kind of protective barrier. Public socialising, and socialising in general, is not my thing, whatsoever. I get on fine, but I hate every second of it. I only really feel comfortable around 2 people, really. Maybe I'm wrong. Me, and her. We'll get onto that later. But, shit, it's been a hell of a week, like always. I can't say it's been eventful, but every week is a hell of a week, anyway. Full of emotion, shit you might regret later, the sort. Now, since I'm in Year 9 (UK Applicable), this seems to be one of the most important years of my life. so, as expected, stress walks into the room. "Sup, pxy?"  Like, end game af when stress decides to show it's face again. And, on top of regular depression, breakdowns, all of those "bleugh" subjects, I can't say it particularly helps. Then again, no one can really say that it helps. I had this blog pictured in my head today, and phased out from class countless times purely thinking of what I was going to write. And, at this point, I'm winging this all, literally just thinking of what's happened recently, without trying to focus too much on what I feel, even though I did say that I'd be saying what I thought and did throughout the week. This is only the first entry, an introduction, lets say, to this blog (me, even though im only 13 if you forgot already.). Ah, yeah. I haven't played Garry's Mod in about a month, I've been helping a friend out with some shit. Stuff gets to me too much, and I was always told that I will never be valued less than my position is valued, so these haitus' are always welcomed. So, I took the opportunity to fix myself and took one. It's been going fine, but as always, I fucking miss the place. I'll come back soon, probably. As for now, this is my way of making an active contribution to the community, I guess.  Eh, let's see what happens. See you when I next post.

cali

cali

 

21/09/17

was good day at school (i think). came home in the terrible weather and had lots of electronic equipment. luckily nothing broke on the way home. great having to think about how i can potentially be in two set places at once xD. now im home at 5pm and can play minecraft TTT (the best server xD) where i can enjoy myself(get salty ). moment of the day- person - im a shithead me - youre a shed?   

Callum (Blazingstardude)

Callum (Blazingstardude)

 

Gornot's Roast

@Gornot, you old pile of fucking shit, you are living proof that humans evolved from apes because you are still half ape you hairy fuck. You live in a 3rd world country that bad, Africa fucking feels bad for your country because the only thing your country is good for is dumping shit and tabacco farming. I have for respect more a bosnian pavement covered in birdshit than I do your entire country. You speak so fondly of these Metric units but all I see is Merkel dick lodged up your regulated arsehole. I have seen more sex offender lists with your name on than the amount of kids Jimmy Saville touched. You're that fucking old, you raised and mentored him into the man he was known as. Is Bill Cosby your black son or something? You old fucking fart, you were the reason Noah built an "ark" in the "floods" and had the most awkward cruise ever(and the first one). When scientists are looking for the hicksboson particle, they are actually looking for your first skin cell. You'd fucked about enough women that your sons fill Africa who all pity your shitty country.

FaZe Taylor Swift

FaZe Taylor Swift

 

Zero's Roast

@ZeRoYou border crossing wank stain, you are as British as a taco. You need to stop fucking May and her the long dick of Brexit. You probably dont even like Brexit and you love the fucking E.U and their fucking baguette dicks and slurping Merkels garlic cum. You preach about these "Freedom units" yet if you were actually English instead of a retarded trailer park cousin fucker from Texas or a fence hopper you would use both fucking units of measurements instead of wanking to the Metric system on a night only becuase you have an image to uphold and you dont dare anyone to see you be like a normal Englishman and using both like you have said before yet dont do because again, you're American, you cant do more than two things at once. You're brain just can't handle it. And if you hate the fucking French so much, why do you beat your baguette dick to French Rap? The WORST kind of music to every think about.

FaZe Taylor Swift

FaZe Taylor Swift

 

The Adventures of an NF.

It all started, in a time when people had brains and common sense not much else.  He was a contemporary man, he was a good, solid user. He was the type of person to say things like "how was your day?" and respond to it with peaceful words. Many liked him, he always followed the crowd and was a popular kid around. There was times when he could be salty, sometimes you could hear him saying "my day was bad, please don't annoy me". But, then it all changed suddenly. As the legend goes, he woke up one day and thought to himself, 'I am a boring fella, I need to change my ways'. He got up from his bed and moved 6 inches, then decided he was too lazy to move anymore; he stopped moving.  It was all but 3 hours later of thoughtful words, speaking to himself about life problems. He decided to move, this time making it far enough to get some delicious energy into himself. The kitchen was only 7 meters away, yet he found himself struggling once again. A glorious 5 minutes later he makes it there, and spotted something in a far corner of his kitchen. It was, a banana. The thoughts started running through his head, "what can I do with this beautiful piece of gods fruit?" The ideas started to make his pants grow, slightly. He never knew he could be such a thoughtful person, with many excellent ideas coming straight to mind.  Stepping closer to the banana, he knew what needed to be done. He thought "back to bed, I need to go", and without second hesitation, that's what he done. Once back in his bedroom he started up his Master Race PC, went straight to Edge™ browser, pulled up his favorite furry website.  He looked through the categories, and found one epic category. Catgirl. While beating the meat, and using the banana, in, lets say, odd ways; he decided that it was his new favorite thing to think about. He, eh, finished. Tissues cleaned up, bed made. Glory time has stopped, he then proceeded to exit life.exe and startup Garry's Mod. He stumbled across the servers of the one and only WarZone.gg, and here we are.  Part 2 to come, adventure time is only getting started. 

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Movies

Over the past two week I've seen a shitload of movies during my camping trip, about one a day. I'll be sharing my opinions on them over the course of a few blog posts here. Movie #1 Labyrinth All right this one is an old childrens movie. And it's main selling point is David Bowie being the main villain. And I've got to say I really liked this movie. It's about a Girl wishing that her little brother would be taken away by the goblin king, so he does. Then she goes on a journey through a labyrinth to the goblin town and the castle of the goblin king to get her little brother back. Now on the way some shit happens and it's quite a good watch, mind you the girl is a pretty bad actor but the puppets and shit make up for it, also David does a pretty good job at being entertaining. I liked this movie quite a lot.   Movie #2 The Nightmare before Christmas I fucking love this movie, the visuals are a bit dated by todays standards but I like that. The songs in it are fucking great and the story isn't even that bad. It's about the pumpkin king wanting something else than just Halloween and then stumbling across Christmas town, then shit hits the fan. I really, really liked this movie.   Movie #3 Moana All right this movie gets waaaaaay too little exposure. It's fucking great, I think the best movie disney has made in a long time. The songs are fucking great, the visuals are beautiful and the story feels like a real story as well, like a proper legend. The story is about Maui stealing the heart of tahiti and basically fucking over everyone. Then Moana get's chosen by the ocean to find Maui and bring him and the heart to Tahiti to make him put it back. it's a great fucking film and I really enjoyed watching it.   Well that's all for this time. Three more next post

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